What Kenny Says

What Kenny says was made by Mike Kalec from South Park Games

Season one


101 : Cartman Gets an Anal probe

-When asked what a dildo is, Kenny replies saying, "It's a little plastic dick that goes into a vagina"
-When the guys are talking about Wendy to stan, kenny says, "and Maybe you can touch her pussy."
-After the aliens shoot Kenny, he says "Hey Guys, i'm alright!"
-After being trampled Kenny says "Nope, i'm fine...", and then he is run over!

102 : Weight Gain 4000

-When Chef tells the boys about wanting to sleep with Kathie Lee Gifford, Kenny asks Chef, "Is your Penis Big?"
-When Cartman shows off his 'buff' body, kenny says "Look at the size of his boobs!"
-After Mr Garrison shoots him, Kennys shouts "Oh no!"

103 : Volcano

-After Stan makes Fun of Cartman's mom, kenny says "Maybe she can suck my dick!"
-When Kyle takes the Flashlight, Kenny hears a rumble and says, "Hey, What's that?"
-After the fish all get killed, Ned says that it smelt, and Kenny says something... Mike Kalec says that Kenny says, "Kinda like a vagina", but it sounds nuthin like it to me!
-When Jimbo makes Kenny his honorary nephew, Kenny says, "Cool!"
-Whenthe lavaball hits Kenny, he says, "Nope, i'm okay" and then he is set on fire, and starts yelling "Oow, Ow, ow, ow!!" until the ball rolls back onto him!
-When he returns, he says "Hey Guys, what's up?"
-When Ned Shoots him, he says "Oh no!"

104 : Big Gay Al's Big Gay boat ride

-After Sparky starts raping the dog, Kenny says, "Oh my god, I think they are screwing!"
-After Kyle says that it was the other dog who was confused, Not Sparky, Kenny says, "Not from what I Saw..."
-After Stan talks about gay people, Kenny says "They Suck"

105 : An Elephant makes love to a pig

-When talking about pigs and elephants, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I talked to Garrison and he told me they're just the same."
-When the guys were dissing stan, Kenny says "Or are you gonna Feather your hair?"
-Kyle tells stan to say to shelley "Your my sister and i love you..." and Kenny adds "...and I want to take off your Bra!"
-When they are told about the big mutant Stan, Kenny says "A big mutant stan?"
-When they see the clone's huge reign of destruction, Kenny asks, "oh my god, what's he doing?"

106 : Death

-During class, Kenny says, "I need to go poo!"
-After Garrison asks if he just went, Kenny yells, "Aah Aah! I gotta go shit!"
-When Kenny is back in class, Kenny Yells "OH MY GOD!" and runs back to the bathroom!
-At Stan's house during T&P, kenny yells "Oh my god!" and runs to the toilet!
-When the Kids are discussing their parents being too strict, Kenny says, "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to be under the parent's control, television sucks. Parents get offended easily because they rely on it heavily as a baby sitter for their kids."

107 : Pinkeye

-When he returns from the grave, he says like, "Ha Haaaaa! I'm Back...."

108 : Damien

-Stan calls Damien's mom an ugly scank, and then Kenny adds, "Yeah, She looks like a fucking dog!" And Damien turns Kenny into a Duck Billed platypus!
-From then on, Kenny says nothing but 'Quack Quack'!

109 : Starvin' Marvin

-After the boys find out about the free Teiko watch, Kenny goes "Woo Hoo!"
-When asked what a Vas Deferens is, Kenny replies "Tube that's inside your pee-pee"
-When they find out that the Sports watch will be in the mail tomorrow, Kenny and the boys all say "cool!"

110 : Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo

-When baby Jesus is born, Kenny says "It must be a Miracle!"
-After the bird craps into his hood, he says, "HEY!"
-When Kyle is telling about Mr Hankey, Kenny says "Kyle's Crazy!"
-When they see the piece of poo in Kyle's Lunchbox, Kenny says, "That is the ssickest thing I have ever Fucking Seen!"
-When Garrison asks Kenny to take down the star, Kenny says "Huh?"
-After Kenny takes down the star, he says "Phew!"
-At the end when Kenny survives, he yells, "WOO HOO HOO!" Good on you, Kenny!

111 : Tom's Rhinoplasty

-When Ms Ellen walks in, Kenny says "God, I want to get a piece of her!" He repeats it when stan says 'You can say that again!'
-When Wendy talks about Ms Ellen having 1 arm longer than the other, Kenny says "Yeah, they can always Finger their pussy!"
-When they are asking stan about his night with Ms Ellen, "And did you stick your dick into Ms Ellen's Loose Vagina?"

112 : Mecha Streisand

-When the snowman is built, Kenny says, "Yeah, and I got these Marbles to go with the carrot Stick!"

113 : Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

-When the buys are talking about Cartman, Kenny Says "He's such a fat kid, he cant make it!"
-When Cartman is playing with his dolls, Kenny Says "What the fuck is he doing with those little dolls and tea?
-After Kenny's go-kart had stopped, Kenny says "Hey guys, i'm okay! Now if i can..."

Season two

202 : Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

-When Mephesto gets shot, Kenny says "Oh my god, they Killed Mephesto!"
-After Kenny (team b) is told what to do, he says 'huh'?
-When team a calls him, he replies "This is team b"
-When he is told that there was a nice heated walkway instead of a sewer to walk through, an angry Kenny says "Are you fucking Kidding me? Making me walk through the sewers?"
-When he looks oer to the shelter, he says, "Yep, It's there all right!"
-When he reaches the poowerbox, Kenny says "Roger"
-When team a asks if he can connect the wires, he says "Nuh-uh
-He then decides, "I'll connect the wires", and he kills himself

203 : Chickenlover

-When Kenny looks through the book, he says "There's alot of Hot Vaginas and Penises!"
-Kenny is yelling 'Hooray!' while kyle and stan were!
-During Cartman's appearance on the show, COPS, kenny says "Hey Cartman" while he is questioning Mr McCormick.
-While Kenny's Mom was bashing the crap out of his dad, kenny is laughing his head off!
-When the bullet nearly hit him, he says, "No, it hit my Parka!"

204 : Ike's Wee Wee

-When Chef's Station wagon drives up, Kenny and the rest say "Hey chef!"
-While Chef is lecturing the boys on a Bris, he asks what the most important thing to a man is. The others all guess wrong, but then Kenny says "Oh, your penis!"

205 : Conjoined Fetus Lady

-While Kyle's mom is showing the boys the freaks, he says "Gross!"
-And when she walks off, kenny Starts laughing!

206 : Mexican Staring frog of Southern Sri Lanka

-After their speech, they, including Kenny, all say : "The End"
-During the Detention, Kenny says, "Cause your uncle sucks dick!"
-When they are laughing about how Jimbo and Ned would look like fools from the frog joke, Kenny says "Yeah, what a pair of god damn mother fuckers! HAHAHA!"

207 : City on the verge of Forever

-When Kyle asks the time, Kenny Says "7:35".
-When Kenny tells the story about Death, he says "Hey guysm, remeber that time we were being chased by death? I remember it was a long time ago, and Death came on a tricycle and ran us down..."
When Kenny is Beating the crap out of Death, he says "Don't Touch me! Take That! AND THAT! AND THAT, AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT!!!!
-Then, Kenny says "Now that's what i call a sticky situation!"
-When Kyle corrects Kenny, he says "oh yeah..."

208 : Summer Sucks

-When they walk up to Stu's firework stand, Kenny says "Hey Stu!"
-After dodging the snake, he says "Hey guys, i dodged the..."

209 : Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

-When they are talking about wendy not being stan's girlfriend, Kenny says "Because you ALWAYS puke on her!"
-When the boys are making fat-ass jokes about Cartman, kenny says "Cartman's ass is so fat that sometimes it takes up a whole room!"

210 : Chickenpox

-When Mrs McCormick tells Kenny that his friends are here, kenny says, "But mom, I am FUCKING SICK!"
-When Kenny comes out, he says "Hey guys, whats going on?"
-WHen the boys ask about the rats in the house, Kenny says "Well, we shouldn't have any rats once we put the fucking ceiling in!

211 : Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods

-This is Kenny's Haiku : "When I have Blowjobs, that i'll cum through Discharging, that's the way to fuck".
-When the star machine is turned on, he says "Just Stars..."
-When they turn up the intensity, he says "Whoh dude!"

212 : Clubhouses

-Kenny says 'Fine' while they are arguing.
-When Cartman tells kenny that he is the worker on the Ewok Clubhouse, Kenny argues "Well why the fuck do i have to everything while you just sit around?!"
-When Cartman tells Kenny that he can get the carpet out of the living room, he walks off saying, "Fuck you. You suck dick."
-When cartman says Kenny will have to wait for the hottub, he says "Yes Sir".
-When cartman suggests that they should find chicks, Kenny says "YEAH!"
-When Kenny is asked to find chicks, he says "Why do I have to go find chicks?"
-When Kenny comes back and cartman asked if hed found chicks, he says "Mmm Hmm!"

213 : Cowdays

-When Kenny takes his foodstamps out, he says "What? These?"
-When they ask for them, he says "nah uh!"
-When the boys demand his foodstamps, he says, "Dude, these are mother fucking food stamps and I don't need to be used right outta these food stamps!"
-When Cartman is thrown off the bull, Kenny says "Oh my god, they killed Cartman!"
-When the boys ask about Cartman, Kenny Says "He ran away"
-When they ask Kenny to find him, he says "okay"
-When he returns, he says "dude, I can't find him!"
-When they say that his round is coming up, he says "I Know, I Know!"
-Just before Kenny enters the ring, Kenny says, "Nah uh, I aint going into that ring!

214 : Chefaid

-When Elton John agrees to help Chef out, kenny yells "Woo Hoo!"

215 : Spooky Fish

-When Kenny starts Hogging the blanket from his brother, he says "Give me some!"
-When his mom whacks him, he says "Hey Mom!?!"
-Kenny's Dad asks whether or not the fat one was cartman, he answers "uh Huh"
-When Kenny shows his Squash, he says "Its all i could afford!"

216 : Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

-When Mr McCormick tells him to sneak some food into a bag, he says "Okay"
-After kenny turnd up at the shopping mall, he says "Hey Guys, Lets go!"

217 : Gnomes

-When Cartman asks kenny if hes happy being poor, he answers "Fuck you."
-During the commercial, he says, "get back to the Home owned Business!"

218 : Prehistoric Ice Man

-When Stan says Cartman Killed Kyle, Kenny says "You bastard!"
-When Kyle and Stan are arguing, Kenny says "Yeah, i think you ought to name him Steve"
-When barbrady asks kenny to pick a color, Kenny picks "Blue"

Season three


301 : Rainforest Schmainforest

-When the choir teacher is explaining, kenny says "It sounds fucking gay!"
-When Mr Mackey signs him up for Getting gay with Kids, Kenny fist says "Whoopee!" and when the other boys look at him, he says "I mean... oh."
-When Kenny introduces himself to Kelly, he says "My name's Kenny"
-When she gets it wrong, he says "No, Kenny!"
-She gets it wrong again, and he snaps "KENNY!"
-When Cartman accuses him of being Costa Rican, he says "That's not true, dude."
-When Kelly says she apprciates living in the US, kenny says "Uh Huh"
-When Kelly asks if he'd remembered the choreographhy, he says "Yeah, i think so"
-When Kenny asks if everthing is OK, kenny says "Yeah, everything is fine"
-When she wants to ask him something he says "OK"
-When she says she liked him, he says "Really?"
-She said yes, so kenny said "Thats Great!
-And she said 'no thats not good, kenny goes "That's not good?"
-When she gets worried, he says "Dont worry, we'll get home soon"
-When she says she likes him, he says "And i like you!"
-When she changes her mind agagin, he says "Ah! God Damn!"
-When they are tied up, Kenny says "Oh. Me too!"
-When Kenny tried to organize a long distance contact, he says "OK, i can do that!"

302 : Spontaneous Combustion

-When Kenny sees the Hairdryer, he says "How about this?"
-When they get booted out, he says "I know, Fucking Serously!"
-While walking, Kenny Says "Well see you guys, i have to get on the bus!"
-When Cartman asks about seeing Kelly again, kenny says "yeah dude, seroiusly!"

303 : Chef's Mama

-Kenny doesn't say anything in this episode!

304 : Jakovasaurs

-When Cartman asks for kenny gloves to wipe his ass, he says "Here ya go, wait... no!"
-While the boys try to stop cartman, Kenny asks "Hey guys, Where are You going?" and then the bear eats him!

305 : Tweek vs. Craig

-When the choir teacher tells them about Home Economics, Kenny says, "Woo hoo!"
-Then when she says "That's why we take Home Ec", Kenny says, "Woo Hoo" again!
-After class, Kenny says, "Hey Guys, What do you wanna do?"
-After all the girls say bye to kenny, he says, "Bye Ladies!"
-When the teacher shows him the card and tells him to read it, he reads, "I can't make love to you until we get a Kingsized bed!"
-When the teacher wanted to talk to him, he says, "Yeah, okay"
-When the teacher says that Home Ec isn't for Kenny, He says, "Why?"
-When she says his chances of marrying a rich man in the future, kenny says, "It's not??"
-When the teacher suggests Shop class, kenny says, "Shop Class? Oh no..."
-When the teacher says that only a couple of people get injured in shop class, Kenny yells, "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SHOP CLASS!"
-When he walks in on Mr Adler, he says "Hey, is this shop class?"
-When Mr Adler picked Kenny up, he says, "I'm okay"

306 : Sexual Harassment Panda

-While kenny is holding the magnet, he yells "Oh no, Oh no! OH NO!" and he gets pulled into the fan and is killed.

307 : The Succubus

-Kenny doesn't appear in this episode, since it is Cartman's episode

308 : The Succubus

-Kenny doesn't appear in this episode, since it is Stan's Episode

309 : Jewbilee

-At the start when Kyle answers the door, Kenny Says, 'Hey, you guys wanna come and watch the Meteor Shower with me?"
-After kyle says he has to go to Jewbilee, kenny says "What's That?"
-When Kyle explains Jewbillee, Kenny says "Oh, thats alright"
-When Kyle says that kenny should come to Jewbilee with him, he says "Really?"
-After Kyle's mom said that Jewbilee is for special kids, he says "oh."
-When Kyle said that Kenny will believe everything, he says "Yeah!"
-When Sheila lets him go, he says "Whoopee!"
-When Ike is getting ready for Squirts, he says "huh?" and when Kyle explains to him whats squirts are he says "oh".
-In the car when Kyle's mom is explaining some Jewish stories, he says "Uh huh" twice.
-After Kenny Gets out of the car and Kyle's mom talks to him he says "uh huh"
-When she tells him to try and act Jewish and she drives off, he says "How do I do that?"
-When the Instructor asks for their names, he says "Kenny McCormick."
-When he sees the Chamber of Elders, he asks Kyle, "What's That?"
-He says the pledge along with the other new inductees, "I pledge to be a Jew Scout, My Honour wide and true, I'm proud to be a Jew Scout, Otherwise I just be a Jew."
-He says the 'Nahe-Kayem' thing and after he ducks the bell, he walks off laughing.
-When they form in a circle he asks kyle "What do we do here?"
-When Kyle says they will pray to Moses, Kenn says "Hahaha! That sounds stupid!"
-When he sees moses, he yells "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
-When Moses discovers that Kenny isn't Jewish, kenny says "uh oh..."
-Then he says "Oh no! What do we do?"
-When Kyle blames kenny for saying he was Jewish, he says "WHAT?"
-He tries to explain himself and he says "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! I'm sorry!"
-When he is told that he gets no carrot Cake, he says "What?"
-When the evil Elder plans to bring back Hamen, he says "Oh no..."
-Alongside the road, he yells "Help! Help!" to the passing cars.
-When he sees the squirts with the baby bear, he says "Awww!"
-This one is the hardest Kenny says i've ever had to do, here's my best try. "Okay guys, theres this guy who wants to bring hamen back and he's trapped Moses in a shell, and he's gonna summon Hamen and if he does he's gonna frigging kill all the Jews!"
-After that he says "I know! Come on Squirts! We don't have much time!"
-While the evil elder is summoning hamen, Kenny yells "Whoopee!" and snatches his book!"
-While the evil elder is kicking him, he is yelling "OW, OWW!"
-When he can't crack the shell, he says "Thats Okay, I'll use my head!" and he kills himself.

310: Chinpoko mon

-When Cartman asks kenny for Pengin, he says "Nuh uh"
-When cartman says that its his favourite, he says "Nuh uh"
-He then starts fighting over the Pengin doll with cartman and he says "No" about 5 times, then he says "NO, THIS IS MINE!"
-When cartman wants to trade kenny for his pengin, he says "Fuck you!"

311: Starvin Marvin in Space

-When the CIA officers grab them out of class, kenny says "huh?"
-When he sees the Fonics Monkey with Cartman's snack, he says "Hey, can I have that?"
-When the boys wonder why anyone would wanna send the 600 club money, kenny says "To pay for some Rockets for his peehole!" That was a toughie, but its my best guess.
-When they make a run for the ship, Kenny drops back and says "Hey you guys, wait up for me..." and he says "ow" when he hits the ground.
-When he gets left behind "You guys! Go without me!"
-When they tell him what they'll do with Kenny, he says "Oh yeah, I get it"

312: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

-Down at the docks, Kenny says "Hey you guys, I'm gonna try win that costume contest!"
-When Stan says they should dig up Kyle's Grandma, Kenny says "Yeah!"
-He says to the boys at the docks, "Just Wait till you see MY sweet costume!"
-When cartman says that Kenny will never have a sweet costume, kenny says, "Yes i will! I've got it at home..." but I can't make out the rest since he walks off!
-When he walks up to the other boys with his Starwars costume, Kenny Says "Hey guys! Check out my Fucking cool costume!"
-When David recognises him and says "Hey Kenny" he says "oh man..."
-When he doesn't win the costume contect, he moans "Ohhhh..."

313: Hooked on Monkey Fonics

-When he discovers that Kyle likes rebecca, he says "haha, you're a Fucking pussy Dude!"
-When he sees the Fonics Monkey with Cartman's snack, he says "Hey, can I have that?"

314: Red Badge of Gayness

-When Cartman says that Flutes are gay,he looks at his flute and says "Flutes are Gay?"
-When Cartman guarantees him lots of plunder and women, kenny says "Whoo hoo!"

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut


-When Kenny Puts His Clothes On, He says, "Coming!"
-When Stan Asks if He Wants To See the T&P Movie He Says, "Yeah I Wanna Come, Ok"
-When Kenny’s Mom Asks Where Is He Going He says, "I'm going To See the Terrence and Phillip Movie"
-When She Says He Has To Go To Church He Says, "But Mom, I Gotta See This Movie"
-When She Says He Can Answer To Satan He says, "Ok"
-His Line In The Song Is, " And This Movie's Gonna Make Our Lives Complete, 'Cuz Terrence And Phillip Are Sweet"
-When The Boys Were Calling Their Town White Trash, Kenny Says, "Kick Ass"
-When The Boys Were Cussing Kenny says, "Fuck"
-When Cartman Says That You Can't Light Farts On Fire, Kenny Says, "Yeah You Can"
-When Cartman Says, "No You Can't" Kenny Says, Yeah You Can I've Tried It Before"
-When Cartman Bets Kenny, He Says, "Sure I Can Check It Out"...
-Then "He He he He He!...Ahh!! Oh Shit !!! Oh Fuck!!! Fucking Shit!!!!"Etc.
-When Kenny Gets the Salt, He Basically Screams
-When Kenny Wakes Up In the Hospital, He says, " Ahh I Fell Like Shit Dude"
-When Dr. Doctor Asks How He's Feeling He Says, "Well I Think I'm Ok Now"
-When Dr. Doctor Says That He Has 3 Seconds to Live He says, "Huh"
-When Kenny Is Denied Access To Heaven He Says, "Huh...AHHHHH"
-When Kenny Touches the Fire, He Says, "Shit Oww!"
-When He Meets Satan He Says, "Oh My Gooodddd"
-When He is put On the Stretching Thing He Starts Crying
-When He Meets Saddam He Says "Huh?"
-When Saddam Acts All Horny, He Says, "What The Fuck!?!?"
-When Saddam And Satan Leave Kenny Says, "Huh"
-When he spies on saddam and satan and satan explains His coming, Kenny Says "Huh"
-When Kenny Goes To Cartman as A Ghost He says, "Cartman, Cartman It's Me Kenny!"
-When Kenny Catches Satan Crying He Asks, "What's Wrong?"
-When Kenny Asks Again He say, "Hey What's Wrong Satan?"
-When Satan explains about SH, he Says "Well Why Don't You Just Fucken' Leave Him?"
-When Satan Says He's dumping Saddam Kenny Screams, "That's Great!"
-When Kenny's A Ghost Again, He Says, "Cartman, It's Me Again!"
-Then He says, "Satan and Saddam Are coming!"
-Then He says, "Yes Their Coming!"
-When Saddam is bossing Satan, Kenny Says, "Satan, You’ve go to do something!"
-When Kenny makes a Wish He Says, "I Wish That Everything Can Go Back To Normal"
-When Chef Says That He'll go Back, He says, "I know, but I've learned Something Today."
-When Kenny Is Unhooded He Obviously Says, "Goodbye You Guys"

Other Things


Theme Song Season #1 and #2

-Kennys line : "I love girls with big Fat titties, I like girls with Big Vagina"

Theme song Season #3

-Kenny's Line : "Who has got a pair of Titties? Please come down, theres alot of titties!"

The Spirit of Xmas

-When kenny is hit by Santa's Fireball, he says "Oh no! Aaaaaahhhhh!

Tonight Show Special

-When Kenny saw Jay Leno's Chin, he said "It looks like it's made of Silicon!"

Kenny's Dead- Music Video from Chef Aid

-When Kenny's Dad tells Kenny to win big with his 25 cents, he says "OK Dad, I'll do my best!"
-When he strikes it rich near the end, he yells out "Whoo hoo! I'm rich! I'm rich!

Bubblegoose- Chef Aid (Extreme version only)

-When cartman makes fun of Kenny for being poor, he says "FUCK YOU CARTMAN!"