Hopefully, Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been working so tediously on "South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut" that they just slapped a bunch of crap together for "Chef's Mama" and "Jakovasaur" because that's what they truely seemed like to me.

Are we so deprived to be laughing at sellout ideas such as a loud, dumb, obnoxious beast (kinda like Cartman) whooping around without a 'fireman'? Could the concept of a big-lipped, long extinct bitch splattering babies against a wall be original or Polly Prissy-Pant's nightmare? 

To make sure I really wasn't missing out on the jokes in "Chef's Mama", I watched it for three panstakingly gruesome times straight without a smirk. I watched like a drone, pondering why I had seen older episodes like "Conjoined Fetus Lady" and "Big Gay Al" dozens of times and still managed to let out a couple belly roars. 

How could the first episode in Season Three ("Rainforest") be so outrageous and the following two so ghastly? Where is the originality that poured out when Kyle had no chorigoraphy to "Getting Gay With Kids is Here"? Could the long anticipated end to South Park (as repeated by the media) be on us?

The only shread of hope I can see is the eight days left until "Bigger, Longer and Uncut". From a review from someone who had seen the premere in Los Angeles, it seems to be the savior we are all looking for. But could he be one of the fools who chuckled at the Jakovasaur?

Being a fan who has seen every episode of South Park more than once, I can only pray for a release from the unorignal dungeon of episodes by the key of the movie.