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| 401_13HOURS.WAV |
We're
gonna make it Kenny, we're gonna make it to Mexico! |
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| 401_13YEARS.WAV |
Alright
guys it looks like Cartman's not gonna be able to sled with us for about another 13 years
so in the meantime we need someone to race with us against the girls on Saturday. |
41kb |
| 401_ADAPT.WAV |
I hope I
can adapt to life outside the big house. |
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| 401_AHGAY.WAV |
Ah, gay
dude, we don't even have enough weight to move. |
35kb |
| 401_ALAMOSA.WAV |
Musical
interlude the accompanies Cartman to prison. |
83kb |
| 401_ALLCRIMES.WAV |
The boy's
speech on hate crimes. |
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| 401_ALLSAY.WAV |
Yeah
fatass get your fat butt on the sled! |
41kb |
| 401_ANIMANIACS.WAV |
The way I
see it there is 2 kinds a kids in the world... |
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| 401_ARRIVING.WAV |
Prisoner
24601 arriving. |
72kb |
| 401_BITERS.WAV |
Don't
forget we still have a sledding race this Saturday pillow biters! |
17kb |
| 401_BLACKKID.WAV |
Who is
Token? He's a black kid that goes to my school. |
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| 401_BOMBERS.WAV |
These are
the school sleds assbombers, not yours! |
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| 401_BRANDNEW.WAV |
Its a bit
ripe but we can play it at recess. |
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| 401_BREAKTHRU.WAV |
Cartman
and Kenny break through the baracade. |
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| 401_BRICKS.WAV |
So I don't
get to be on the team now? Shutup Fatass!!! |
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| 401_BRITISHPEOPLE.WAV |
Do British
people count as an ethnicity for hate crimes? |
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| 401_BURGLARS.WAV |
See you
there, and may the best woman win, turdburglars! |
31kb |
| 401_CANTCRY.WAV |
You can't
cry in prison, man? |
47kb |
| 401_CARCHASE.WAV |
A car
chase is evolving on the 285 corridor east of South Park. |
49kb |
| 401_CARIBBEAN.WAV |
Yeaaaaah,
Pirates of the Caribbean, eh... |
12kb |
| 401_CIGARETTES.WAV |
Just hand
over the goddamn cigarettes! |
37kb |
| 401_COMEON.WAV |
...Come
on, eahh, Come on now godddamnit!!!... |
78kb |
| 401_COMMITTEE.WAV |
Governor,
the 'Free Eric Cartman Now Committee' is here to see you. |
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| 401_COMPLICATED.WAV |
Since the
victim in this case is African American, this is considered a hate crime. |
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| 401_CRAZY.WAV |
Crazy son
of a bitch! |
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| 401_DAMNIT.WAV |
Damnit,
son of a bitch, damnit! |
12kb |
| 401_DEPTHS.WAV |
They are
safely concealed in the depths of my ass. |
39kb |
| 401_DETENTION.WAV |
You're
gonna have detention for 2 weeks. |
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| 401_DIFFERENT.WAV |
All hate
crimes laws do is support the ideas that blacks are different from whites. |
52kb |
| 401_DISNEYLAND.WAV |
You know
how you told me you always wanted to see Disneyland? |
130kb |
| 401_DIVERSITY.WAV |
They bus
in people from different races to our school to promote cultural diversity. |
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| 401_DONUT.WAV |
Good
luck on Saturday donut punchers! |
25kb |
| 401_DOUCHE.WAV |
No way
douche, I told you, I ain't your friend. |
42kb |
| 401_DRILLHOLES.WAV |
Thats why
I have to hide them up my ass. |
67kb |
| 401_ENDOFTHEROAD.WAV |
Here we
are, the end of the road. |
51kb |
| 401_ESCORT.WAV |
Bailiff,
escourt this little bastard to juvenile hall. |
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| 401_EXAMPLE.WAV |
Eric
Cartman, you have been found guilty of committing a hate crime. |
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| 401_FASTER.WAV |
Cartman's
ass is so fat he makes your sled go faster. |
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| 401_FATASS.WAV |
Token, I
swear to God, you call me fat one more time I'm gonna smack you in the head with this
rock. |
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| 401_FEDERALOFFENSE.WAV |
New laws
have been passed to make any crime based on race, ethnicity or sexual orientation a
federal offense. |
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| 401_FORGRANTED.WAV |
Yeah,
we're never gonna take your ass for granted ever again. |
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| 401_FREED.WAV |
And we
will have a chance to win the sledding race on Thursday. |
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| 401_FRIENDS.WAV |
So we're
friends now? |
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| 401_FRIENDTOME.WAV |
I know you
don't think you've ever been anybody's friend, but, well, you've been a friend to me. |
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| 401_FULLPRESENTATION.WAV |
The full
presentation on hate crimes. |
268kb |
| 401_GAME.WAV |
Cool, my
very own Tic Tac Throw game! |
41kb |
| 401_GOODNESS.WAV |
Your son
will be taken into custody and then tried in the Federal Court of Law. |
36kb |
| 401_GREG.WAV |
It looks
like the Go Go Action Bronco is heading east on the 285. |
70kb |
| 401_GROUNDED.WAV |
Grounded,
oh no! |
26kb |
| 401_HAHA.WAV |
Don't fart
on your way out, you might make little smoke signals! |
29kb |
| 401_HATECRIME.WAV |
I have a
real problem with hate crime legislation. |
56kb |
| 401_HAVETHESE.WAV |
Here, I
want you to have these. Ok. |
45kb |
| 401_HIPPIES.WAV |
I hate
hippies! |
35kb |
| 401_HUNGRYBEAR.WAV |
The girls
fall over the cliff. |
40kb |
| 401_HYPOCRISY.WAV |
Hate Crime
Laws, a Savage Hypocrasy. |
37kb |
| 401_IMBACK.WAV |
That's
right, I'm back! |
31kb |
| 401_KILLEDKENNY.WAV |
Oh my God
we killed Kenny? We killed Kenny? We killed Kenny, we're bastards. |
88kb |
| 401_KILLER.WAV |
Hi, can
Token come out and play? |
30kb |
| 401_LATIN.WAV |
There's a
ail-nay ile-fay inside it. A what? |
115kb |
| 401_MAGICALASS.WAV |
I think we
all took Cartman's ass for granted. |
45kb |
| 401_MEXICO.WAV |
Kenny,
Kenny, you have to get me outta town. |
55kb |
| 401_MOMMY.WAV |
I want my
mom!!! |
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| 401_MONORAIL.WAV |
Hea, heah,
heaaaah... Oh the Monorail! |
25kb |
| 401_MONSTER.WAV |
Do the
democratic thing and send his fat little butt to prison. |
52kb |
| 401_MOSTSENSE.WAV |
That made
the most sense of any presentation that I've heard in the last 3 years. |
17kb |
| 401_MUSTBEGOING.WAV |
Wow, I
really wish I hadn't sat here and watched that. |
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| 401_NEWFISH.WAV |
Well,
well, well, new fish. |
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| 401_NICEGOING.WAV |
Nice
going, fat boy. |
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| 401_NOTAPPROPRIATE.WAV |
And what
you need to understand, is that this is not appropriate behavior young man! |
19kb |
| 401_NOTFAIR.WAV |
We win
again! Thats not fair! |
37kb |
| 401_OKGIRLS.WAV |
Ok girls,
time to show the boys what we can do. |
14kb |
| 401_PACKERS.WAV |
C'mon my
feet are getting cold fudge packers! |
12kb |
| 401_PARDONED.WAV |
But you've
been pardoned by the Governor. Ohoho, sweet, later dudes! |
31kb |
| 401_PIRATES.WAV |
We want to
use the sleds now, butt pirates. |
25kb |
| 401_PUNCHERS.WAV |
I bet we
can sled 10 times better than you donut punchers! |
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| 401_RACIST.WAV |
What turns
a normal fat little 8 year old boy into a vicous hate crime committing racist? |
19kb |
| 401_RAGE.WAV |
No, I hate
hippies! |
39kb |
| 401_RANGERS.WAV |
Cartman's
going to jail and you've got 4 days until the race rump rangers! |
30kb |
| 401_REFLEX.WAV |
Well you
spend 8 years taking a crap and then flushing the toilet it sorta becomes a reflex. |
22kb |
| 401_ROADBLOCK.WAV |
Jesus,
he's gonna ram it! |
99kb |
| 401_ROMPERSTOMPER.WAV |
Who's
romper stomper? |
21kb |
| 401_ROPES.WAV |
Now show
this new prisoner the ropes. |
47kb |
| 401_SADDAY.WAV |
This is a
sad day for men everywhere. |
51kb |
| 401_SECONDFATTEST.WAV |
C'mon,
who's the second fattest kid in South Park? |
22kb |
| 401_SEEYOULATER.WAV |
The only
thing I can do now is try to go on and live day by day. |
47kb |
| 401_SHARPANDKEEN.WAV |
We're here
to investigate the rock throwing incident. |
56kb |
| 401_SHOWTHEM.WAV |
Yeah, why,
us men will show those skany hoes who's who! |
31kb |
| 401_SKANKY.WAV |
Why we
sure gave those skanky bitches what for! |
19kb |
| 401_SMALLWORLD.WAV |
Ahhheh..Small
World! Ahehae, Splash Mountain there it comes! |
29kb |
| 401_SNUCKSOMETHING.WAV |
Well thats
not all, i've snuck something in for you too! |
31kb |
| 401_SOAP.WAV |
Have you
been brushing your teeth? Yes mommy. And not dropping your soap? Yes
mommy. |
22kb |
| 401_SORRY.WAV |
Don't
apologize to us apologize to him! |
33kb |
| 401_SPACEMOUNTAIN.WAV |
Ahh, here
comes Space Mountain! |
22kb |
| 401_START.WAV |
Ok, go
ahead start. I don't start, you start. |
11kb |
| 401_STOPSPLITTING.WAV |
Mayor, it
is time to stop splitting people into groups. |
56kb |
| 401_SUCKSBALLS.WAV |
Hey
fatass, how's prison? |
14kb |
| 401_THANKYOU.WAV |
Oh, thank
God, oh thank you Jesus! |
76kb |
| 401_THATSONE.WAV |
...stupid
cigarettes.......*plop* there's one. |
55kb |
| 401_THATSTWO.WAV |
.....*plop*...two... |
43kb |
| 401_WHERESCLYDE.WAV |
Get on the
sled you fat piece of shit! |
42kb |
| 401_WISEUP.WAV |
You better
wise up the way the things work in the big house. |
32kb |
| 401_YOUGOON.WAV |
You go on
ahead without me. Ok. Hey! |
63kb |
| 401_YOUSAID.WAV |
You're
here until you're 21, douche! |
38kb |
| 401_YOUVEGOTFRIENDS.WAV |
Look kid,
you go on, you've got something to live for out there. You've got friends. |
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