| File Name | Description and Rating | Who says it |
| 12hours.wav | A guy gets arrested and he says he will be back on the street in twenty four hours and chief wiggum says they will try to make it twelve. 9.0 | Chief Wiggum and the robber |
| 911wrong.wav | Chief Wiggum tells the caller that she has the wrong number, it is 912. 10.0 | Chief Wiggum |
| Fears.wav | Homer and Marg talking about their fears. 8.5 | Homer and Marge |
| asbestos.wav | Bart starts a chant about more asbestos. 8.0 | Bart and Martin |
| awcrap.wav | Homer says aw crap. 8.0 | Homer |
| bartsprankcall2.wav | Another one of Barts prank calls to Moe. 8.5 | Bart and Moe |
| beerkeg.wav | Homer is amazed at the fact that Barny brought a whole beerkeg to his barbecue only to hear Barny wanting to know where he can fill it up. 10.0 | Homer and Barny |
| blubber.wav | Homer says wow look at that blubber fly. 8.0 | Homer |
| bongohead.wav | Homer calls Mr. Burns a bongohead. 8.0 | Homer and Mr. Burns |
| bratsprankcall.wav | Another one of Barts prank calls to Moe. 9.0 | Bart and Moe |
| brnyburp.wav | Barny burping. 5.0 | Barny |
| chargecard.wav | Bart gets a charge card. 9.0 | Bart |
| cooladult.wav | Bart calls Oto the coolest adult. Oto then says wow! I've never been called an adult before. 9.5 | Oto and Bart |
| dead.wav | Chief Wiggum telling Marge Homer is dead. 10.0 | Chief Wiggum and Marge |
| doh.wav | The famous Homer doh! 10.0 | Homer |
| elected.wav | Grounds keeper Willie talks about what he would do if he was elected. 10.0 | Grounds Keeper Willie |
| evil.wav | Homer does a chant about being evil Homer. 8.0 | Homer |
| fourday.wav | Marge informs Homer that Mr. Burns said that if he didn't come in tomorrow he shouldn't bother coming in the next day. Homer then gets very happy and says woohoo four day weekend. 10.0 | Homer and Marge |
| frozenbananas.wav | Chief Wiggum and the other cops have to go to the museum to arrest someone. Chief Wiggum asks if they still have those frozen bananas and they say yes so he says lets roll. 9.5 | Chief and his other cops |
| funnycrust.wav | Krusty saying how he can pull a better cartoon out of his ass. 10.0 | Krusty |
| goodbeer.wav | Homer sings a song about drinking his very first beer. 10.0 | Homer |
| hehehe.wav | Homer goes hehehe. 9.0 | Homer |
| hieverybody.wav | Dr. Nick's famous hi everybody then everybody says hi Doctor Nick. 10.0 | Dr. Nick then everyone |
| homerdialingwork.wav | The hilarious clip when Homer dials work when he is too fat. 10.0 | Homer and the operator |
| homergonecrazy.wav | "What do you think Marge. All I need is a slogan. I am thinking along the lines of no beer and tv make Homer go something something." "Go crazy?" Marge replies. "Don't mind if I do." 9.0 | Homer and Marge |
| homertryingtosingwith.wav | Homer tyring to sing with the radio. 9.5 | Homer and the radio |
| junk.wav | Homer says, "Lousy piece of junk." 8.0 | Homer |
| krustylaugh.wav | Krusty's famous laugh. 7.0 | Krusty |
| maggiesfirstword.wav | Maggie says her first word. 8.5 | Maggie |
| movecube.wav | Homer taking messages for Mr. Burns about his car. 9.0 | Homer and Mr. Burns |
| mrplow.wav | The Mr. Plow song. 9.0 | Homer |
| nachoman.wav | Homer sings nachoman instead of machoman. 9.5 | Homer |
| nelsonlaugh.wav | Nelson's famous laugh. 7.5 | Nelson |
| noenglish.wav | Apu pretending he doesn't speak English at the Quicki Mart. 10.0 | Apu |
| pleasedad.wav | The famous pleasedad that the kids always use to get something from their father. 8.5 | Homer, Bart, and Lisa |
| qtip.wav | Homer tells his brain that he will stab it with a q tip if it doesn't shut up. 10.0 | Homer |
| ralphtalking.wav | Ralph Wiggum talking. 9.0 | Ralph |
| states.wav | Grandpa writes a letter to the president that he should eliminate three states because there are too many. 10.0 | Granpa |
| stupidtv.wav | Homer amazingly calls the tv stupid. 8.5 | Homer |
| superdoh.wav | The famous Homer superdoh where you hear about 10 doh's in a row. 10.0 | Homer |
| twinkie.wav | Apu tells his customer you cannot hurt a twinkie. 10.0 | Apu |
| wallet.wav | The robber telling Chief Wiggum he is the wallet inspector and Chief Wiggum gives him his wallet. 10.0 | Chief Wiggum and the robber |
| woohoo.wav | The famous Homer woohoo! 10.0 | Homer |
| yoohoo.wav | Barny says yoohoo then burps. 4.5 | Barny |